Das Storie mit der Smallisch Reddisch Riden Hood

And now for a silly diversion about pseudo-German-ish versions of Little Red Riding Hood from the Funny Pages website. You readers deserve it after scanning through my long string of naggy rants about Etruscan. On the same site, by the way, they finally solve the riddle of why the chicken crossed the road through the eyes of countless historical celebrities from Plato to Salvador Dali. I must admit in all candor that I found myself uninhibitedly urinating in my trousers from the sheer force of this witful hilarity. Enjoy, my fellow compatriots!