Glen Gordon's ancient, twisty path??

I just found a National Post article called Ugly Duckling: Glen Gordon's ancient, twisty path. Naturally my brittle ego was both shocked and titulated. I just had to take a teensy peek inside and ascertain what dirty, little gossip a leading Canadian newspaper had to say about me. Lol!! I'm all about the guilty pleasures.

But alas, the article concerns a shabby home on a Toronto street called Glen Gordon Road and is a sequel to another header: Ugly Duckling: Get some support for this saggy bottom. Geewiligers! Is this a hint that I need to get back in the gym? How unflattering and rude, I must say. Hahaha.